 So,
yeah.... I have entered the month I have now dubbed.... Forgetuary...
Forgetuary
is the month in which you forget what month you are in... It's
like a melding of multiple months... Like just the other day
it was like july... And then now... Like july again...
It's
not like anything has really changed in the last few. The world
still turns... email spam still flows like water... now i can
keep my cell number when i xfer companies... politics are still
political... lord of the rings 4 is in pre-pro meetings... vacation
is a four letter word.... and getting a leatherman for xmas
still means you're going to get it slammed up your nose...
 I'm
starting to think that we are all on the WRONG calendar. I mean
why are we on the Gregorian calendar? Why do we not get Chinese
New Year's Day off? It's the year of the Monkey, BTW.
I
dig it... Monkeys are the new Zombies which were the new Robots
which are the new Ninjas... Pirates are still the new Pirates.
----- Zombie Monkeys would kick ass ----- Note to self - develop
N.R.M.Z. pilot.. (Ninja Robot Monkey Zombies, of course.) They'd
like drop in from the sky.... have a super cool robot ninja
lair... the dumb one could be played by Ashton Kutcher in monkey
gear. They still have all that crap left over from the Planet
of the Apes remake, right? Let's put those chimp suits to good
use!
  Big
ups to Mr. Seanbaby ... For a hosting gig and deep-voice VO
of a prime time MTV special... EGM's vid game countdown. Way
to go homie! I was waiting for a drunken Seanbaby to host a
seg... But no go...
Check out Seanbaby
in EGM mag or at his Major Blood.... Serpentor? style... webbie
Seanbaby.com
Anyway.... Im thinking
I still dig the oldschool style games.... like Tron...
 Tron
was the best.... like how come we can't scan a freaking apple/orange
and send it across the room... come on now! Load me up some
of that action.
I can still feel
that little wheel spinning and the little arm running in circles
while jamming the f*ck out of the sticky ass joystick... the
best... I kinda sucked at it after like the 2nd wave tho...
 Some
of the cool stuff that's been going down... I became addicted
to Wario Ware for the GBA... Its like videogame crack for kids
with A.D.D. (now they've got Adult A.D.D. Too... So it's ok...
You've got something to blame it on still)
Its like all these
mini f*cked up games flying at you like a mile a minute... You
don't know what's coming up next... A nose picking girl... A
dog that just wants to shake your hand... And it's all simple
button mashing.. A or a B... Bout it.
 My
fave is this kick ass jump rope game... *go outside and play
jump rope you say... Hahahh.aa...a..a... . You must be kidding...
Mmm... Anyway... Its like so rad.... Little stick figure dudes
whipping that rope around as you jump little wario up and down...
Left and right... So cool.....
Also-----
im like fully addicted to Ebay. I was ok when I like was selling
stuff.. And I'd parlay that into buying shit... But like now...
Like... All I do is buy stuff...
 M...
music-wise... new Phantom Planet came out... totally good...
not like the previous planet tho... JL makes a better zombie
flick... Im not really digging the first lowfi music video....
I
am loving Adam Green of Moldy Peaches fame... gotta love a sick
ass crooner... Detroit Cobras kick it mutha humpin Joplin style...
Tyde give me sunny california feelings... Darkness make me happy....
Broadcast tweaks my brain just right... Isobel Campbell is the
best part of Belle and Sebastian... which totally shows in her
new album Amorino.
 Saw
the Aquabats rock the house here in LA. Im getting a bit old
for those shows me thinks. I was like the only one with a 21
or over bracelet. Bought the DVD... And it was like EXACTLY
the same as the concert I had just seen... F(ckers!! Its like
they were crash recording dvd's during the show or something.
Blow.
MM>.. I found
a great interview with MC Chris that I did at the beginning
of the year... I'll have to get that posted for yall. He's got
a new cd coming out wicked soon... gots a free track posted
now on his webbie.... mcchris.com... "evergreen"...
and he has distribution locked for his first album... you got
that shit licensed G? How? Steve Martin signed off? Boba Fett?mm.
So... Yeah... Forgetuary©...
The real question is which months does it entail... I guess
it doesnt matter... But for me it lasted to about a week before
christmas... And then I realized... Shit it's christmas... Then
two weeks later I was like... Shit I didnt even fill out christmas
cards/call/send presents/wear clothes... Whatever... And then
like now... Im
like shit... I didnt even do anything when I realized that I
hadn't done anything about christmas... OR about forgeting that
I forgot about christmas... BLOW... But yeah Forgetuary©...
Its like that month...months... Etc.
I find it increasingly
difficult to keep track of what month it is when every month
is the same sunshine and hazy days. Oh... and I updated my work
page with all the crizzaple that I've been up to in the last
few months... which hopefully will show you why it took me a
tiny while to get my sweet ass back to you.
Until the next
my friends.
=xjan
PS.
Hey, does anyone know what happened to the Canadian Clone Factory?
It got swept under the rug... |
