Dead Diary Ghost likes Coop.

My peoples. Thank you for your patience and zombielike diligence in checking

out my solo in the dojo webbie. think I lost my way... I definitely lost the time of

day.. but just wanted to let you know... i care. :)

 

So, yeah.... I have entered the month I have now dubbed.... Forgetuary...

Forgetuary is the month in which you forget what month you are in... It's like a melding of multiple months... Like just the other day it was like july... And then now... Like july again...

It's not like anything has really changed in the last few. The world still turns... email spam still flows like water... now i can keep my cell number when i xfer companies... politics are still political... lord of the rings 4 is in pre-pro meetings... vacation is a four letter word.... and getting a leatherman for xmas still means you're going to get it slammed up your nose...

 

I'm starting to think that we are all on the WRONG calendar. I mean why are we on the Gregorian calendar? Why do we not get Chinese New Year's Day off? It's the year of the Monkey, BTW.

I dig it... Monkeys are the new Zombies which were the new Robots which are the new Ninjas... Pirates are still the new Pirates. ----- Zombie Monkeys would kick ass ----- Note to self - develop N.R.M.Z. pilot.. (Ninja Robot Monkey Zombies, of course.) They'd like drop in from the sky.... have a super cool robot ninja lair... the dumb one could be played by Ashton Kutcher in monkey gear. They still have all that crap left over from the Planet of the Apes remake, right? Let's put those chimp suits to good use!

 

Big ups to Mr. Seanbaby ... For a hosting gig and deep-voice VO of a prime time MTV special... EGM's vid game countdown. Way to go homie! I was waiting for a drunken Seanbaby to host a seg... But no go...

Check out Seanbaby in EGM mag or at his Major Blood.... Serpentor? style... webbie Seanbaby.com

Anyway.... Im thinking I still dig the oldschool style games.... like Tron...

Tron was the best.... like how come we can't scan a freaking apple/orange and send it across the room... come on now! Load me up some of that action.

I can still feel that little wheel spinning and the little arm running in circles while jamming the f*ck out of the sticky ass joystick... the best... I kinda sucked at it after like the 2nd wave tho...

Some of the cool stuff that's been going down... I became addicted to Wario Ware for the GBA... Its like videogame crack for kids with A.D.D. (now they've got Adult A.D.D. Too... So it's ok... You've got something to blame it on still)

Its like all these mini f*cked up games flying at you like a mile a minute... You don't know what's coming up next... A nose picking girl... A dog that just wants to shake your hand... And it's all simple button mashing.. A or a B... Bout it.

My fave is this kick ass jump rope game... *go outside and play jump rope you say... Hahahh.aa...a..a... . You must be kidding... Mmm... Anyway... Its like so rad.... Little stick figure dudes whipping that rope around as you jump little wario up and down... Left and right... So cool.....

Also----- im like fully addicted to Ebay. I was ok when I like was selling stuff.. And I'd parlay that into buying shit... But like now... Like... All I do is buy stuff...

M... music-wise... new Phantom Planet came out... totally good... not like the previous planet tho... JL makes a better zombie flick... Im not really digging the first lowfi music video....

I am loving Adam Green of Moldy Peaches fame... gotta love a sick ass crooner... Detroit Cobras kick it mutha humpin Joplin style... Tyde give me sunny california feelings... Darkness make me happy.... Broadcast tweaks my brain just right... Isobel Campbell is the best part of Belle and Sebastian... which totally shows in her new album Amorino.

Saw the Aquabats rock the house here in LA. Im getting a bit old for those shows me thinks. I was like the only one with a 21 or over bracelet. Bought the DVD... And it was like EXACTLY the same as the concert I had just seen... F(ckers!! Its like they were crash recording dvd's during the show or something. Blow.

MM>.. I found a great interview with MC Chris that I did at the beginning of the year... I'll have to get that posted for yall. He's got a new cd coming out wicked soon... gots a free track posted now on his webbie.... mcchris.com... "evergreen"... and he has distribution locked for his first album... you got that shit licensed G? How? Steve Martin signed off? Boba Fett?mm.

So... Yeah... Forgetuary©... The real question is which months does it entail... I guess it doesnt matter... But for me it lasted to about a week before christmas... And then I realized... Shit it's christmas... Then two weeks later I was like... Shit I didnt even fill out christmas cards/call/send presents/wear clothes... Whatever... And then like now... Im
like shit... I didnt even do anything when I realized that I hadn't done anything about christmas... OR about forgeting that I forgot about christmas... BLOW... But yeah Forgetuary©... Its like that month...months... Etc.

I find it increasingly difficult to keep track of what month it is when every month is the same sunshine and hazy days. Oh... and I updated my work page with all the crizzaple that I've been up to in the last few months... which hopefully will show you why it took me a tiny while to get my sweet ass back to you.

Until the next my friends.

=xjan

PS. Hey, does anyone know what happened to the Canadian Clone Factory? It got swept under the rug...